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The Count
The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


It started with a simple affection for counting and
the terror it induced in others, didn't it?
But now it's turned into a full-blown
life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order,
repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism.
You used to be so grand, but now you find
yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest
things--like, maybe if you don't check the
light switch at least once every two minutes,
the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're
a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or
maybe if you don't wash your hands until your
seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal
disease. Get yourself some treatment.


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Heh... like I could ever be that bad. Scuse me as I check my lightswitch... hah! Still works! Working one time! Working two times! Working three times!

Date: 2004-09-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com
Darn, I really wanted to get "Elmo's Past as a Transvestite Crackwhore" but I too am "The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder." That makes me number three. ONEEEE. TWOOOOO. THREEEE. Three OCD Counts.

"Fuzzy! No, wait-- rainbow! Oil spill! Sparkle!"

Hee.

Ha!

Date: 2004-09-20 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
This is sad. So sad. We have three OCD Counts. That's One OCD Count, Two OCD Counts, Three OCD Counts. Wait--- I don't know if I got that right... One... two... hold it... two... did I count one? One... two...

Date: 2004-09-20 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armyguardbrat.livejournal.com
i got the obsessive count too.....i'm not obsessive i swear...i swear...i swear i'm not.....no no no not me.

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