So, gruesome death! Now for a word from our sponsors! Don't touch that dial!

[stoopbeck]

Gah. Let me just say, in my latest bout of misanthropy, the news is on top of my bad list.

Hey, look! Lots of people died! Let's show you gruesome footage of babies being torn out of their mother's arms by massive waves! Cool, huh? Well, we're the only station that's got 'em! Check this one out of a twenty foot wave hitting a building full of people! Make sure you notice the dead bodies! Wow, this makes us the best news channel EVER! And yes, isn't it sad? Horribly sad. Let's show that clip again, shall we? And again? People died screaming and flailing... wanna see it in glorious widescreen technicolor? I know you do! But before we show you, let's have a word from our sponsors. Aren't they just wonderful?

Shut up, news. Shut up, uncaring unfeeling anchorman. Shut up, platitude-spewing woman-on-location. It's bad enough that over 22 freaking thousand people died. Twenty-two thousand. Dead. Don't make it worse by making this into a way to make more money and get more viewers. Please. PLEASE. Just shut up.

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[skroberts]

Gah. I just saw something that called it "the worst thing the world's seen" in however long... HELLO?! What about Florida? How many hurricanes attacked it this year? And Alabama? Not that I wanted them to over cover it like they're doing this, but geez, do we mean nothing? A day or so after Ivan, I saw nothing about it except recovery efforts. Sure, not as many people died, I believe, but how many lives were destroyed across two or more states? Something happens in the US, the world goes, "Awwwe, how sad" and forgets it 5 minutes later. Something happens elsewhere, and it's like, "Dear, God! Help us! Care about us more than we care about you!" They are totally milking this for all it's worth. Yes, it's bad. But we don't need to hear about it ever half second or so. It's stuff like this that make people like us into misanthropes...

*goes off to find something to gnaw on*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*gnaws on smug anchorman's leg*