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[While watching a basketball game in a restaurant]
Dad: I don't understand why so many people love basketball.
Alex: Yeah, it's like the stupidest sport ever. You know, now that I've said that, someone behind us is going to say, "Dude, my dad's a basketball player."
Dad: What?
Alex: You know, that game? Someone says something like, "Pizza Hut makes the worst pizza ever," and you look at them, all hurt and shocked, and say, "My dad is the CEO of Pizza Hut."
[Whereupon we each put forth our best efforts. Dad totally won.]
Dad: My dad's the Pope.
Dad: I don't understand why so many people love basketball.
Alex: Yeah, it's like the stupidest sport ever. You know, now that I've said that, someone behind us is going to say, "Dude, my dad's a basketball player."
Dad: What?
Alex: You know, that game? Someone says something like, "Pizza Hut makes the worst pizza ever," and you look at them, all hurt and shocked, and say, "My dad is the CEO of Pizza Hut."
[Whereupon we each put forth our best efforts. Dad totally won.]
Dad: My dad's the Pope.
