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You went trick or treating as LadyAmalthea.

SamuelLJackson gave you Jesus.

CaptainBarbossa gave you TheAntivirus.

StephenMaturin gave you ACarrot.

WedgeAntilles gave you AMothball.

You had a incredible time until MinaHarker gave you a free ticket on Oceanic Airlines.

What's Your Trick-or-Treat Haul?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

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Anyone who isn't reading this already should go right now.

"Ay, the Frensshe do seeke to make werre vpon vs, but the moost freshe newes saith that their fleet is all kindes of disorganized and bad wedir hath y-messed-vp ther shippes."

"In my swoone thus, ich dremte that ich was yn a feelde wyth singinge briddes in the trees and a river cler as crystal. And ner my feete were V smal figures. Thei were made in the forme of liouns: and oon was azur, an othir was as grene as the feelde. The thridde was as red as blod, and the ferthe was yelwe lyk the blosmes of the dandelion. The Vthe smal figur of a lion was blakke as the night. And ich picked up the liouns, and niste what thei ment or who had mad them, or why thei were in the grasse in my allegorical landscape. Ther was also a smal perle next to the liouns, but ich ignored it by cause ich figured som oon els was lookinge for it."

Seriously. Go read now.