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Oh. My. God.

I can't breathe, my sides hurt too much from laughing...

Today I discovered a new fun site: Disturbing Auctions

I encourage everyone to go visit. To start going through the entire product list, go HERE.


'Tis amazingly awesome. And horrifying. And hilarious.

Some of my favorites:
Trapeze Toy!
Canned Freeze-Dried Porkchops!
Cranky Clown Lava Lamp!
IMP ALE!
Hatching Monkey!
Darth Small!

There were many more, but I was laughing [or crying] to hard to copy the link.