Me amo mi familia, es verdad. Pero... mi familia esta loca. Muy, muy loca.

*sigh*

I love my family. We're all crazy.

Me: Hey, Mom, can you put in the DVD for me? My hands are full.
Mom: Oh, ok. Sure.
[We all sit down]
[We stare at blank screen]
[I turn DVD player on; it flashes "NO DISK"]
Me: Uh... Mom? Didn't you put a disk in?
Mom: What?
Me: Didn't I ask if you could put in the DVD for me?
Mom: Did you?
Me: You said, "Sure!"
Mom: Oh, I thought you said something else.
Danny: Did you say "Alice?"

Ah, nothing like family to... uh... [..drive you up the wall? ...make you gnash your teeth? ...confuse you even unto death?] ...make you feel right at home. Or something.

In other Alex news...

Mom: Ok, can I tell you something if you promise that it won't make you nervous?

[Let me just say that this is just about the worst way to start a conversation ever, in my opinion, except for possibly "Hey, funny thing about that [valuable item-- book, clothes, pets, siblings] you lent me..." All it can serve to do is make me nervous.]

Turns out her "boys" that work for her up at Lanark weren't going to be able to make it tomorrow. Then she said I'd be up there, working. They all magically were able to come. Should I be a-scared? I'm thinking so.

Sarah, what would I do if I couldn't yoink memes from you?

Hee!

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	Soothing, slow, calm in nature, unconcerned about the workings of the world; comatose or dead.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

*snerk*

Stargate Cluedo by lab_brat
Who was murdered? (name)
killed by:	Jack O'Neill
in:	the infirmary
with:	a doohickey
Quiz created with MemeGen!

AND DUDE!!!

Star Wars LJ Style! by Eilwen
Username
You would be...	C-3P0ChewbaccaDarth VaderGreedoHan SoloLeia OrganaLuke SkywalkerMon MothmaObi-Wan KenobiPalpatineR2-D2Wedge Antilles
The Ewoks would be led by...	shiremint
Alderaan would be blown up by...	ewanspotter
The Ewoks would be blown up by...	skroberts
You would be trained in the Force by...	lpaddock
You would have a lightsaber duel with...	thelasttoknow03
In the end, you would defeat...	armyguardbrat
And leave as ruler of all creation...	omnedai
Quiz created with MemeGen!

That... is so freaking awesome.

Although this one is quite cool as well...

Star Wars LJ Friends by Raldage
Username
The ever whining Luke Skywalker	armyguardbrat
The great Jedi Master Yoda	jzeiggy
The Jedi teacher Obi-Wan Kenobi	ewanspotter
The greatest of evil Emperor Palpatine	skroberts
The dark lord of the Sith Darth Vader	thelasttoknow03
The mighty and powerful Jabba the Hutt	lpaddock
The smooth and suave Boba Fett	shiremint
The brave and daring Han Solo	omnedai
The large and furry Chewbacca	espritdeterre
The Bantha	espritdeterre
The cast can make you:	$20,120
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Actually, that one is.... indescribably great. I'm gonna go off and die of laughter now. Excuse me. Hee...