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So. I just sat through a one hour class in which I was told what to think. I was told that this is the only possible way for rational people to think, and that to think otherwise would be treason to my very soul. I was told that my own personal beliefs, beliefs that [for the most part] I have come to of my own free will, are what will sooner rather than later bring about the end of our civilization as we know it. I've been told that people who think the way I do are just blindly following and are not thinking for themselves at all. Funny, that seems to me to be exactly what these people are telling me to do. Think what we tell you, and you will be okay. I've been told that only by certain actions can I save the country, no, the world. You know, for some crazy reason, I had thought that I was living in a democracy, where preservation of diverse beliefs was a good thing. Boy, am I dumb! Who needs differences? Sameness is what we've got to have! Yay for conformity! Down with independant thought!

*SNERK*

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

So today was Robyn's surprise birthday party. We do this for all the roommates. We snuck out to buy cheesecake and cards and Mission: Impossible-ed up to the dorm room. Sarah and I had to hide out in the study room because Robyn was out in the common room... and then Leah told us to go in to the common room because Robyn had gone back into her room... so there we are, in the common room of our cluster, trying to get two cheesecakes out of wrappers and onto the table. Laura told me to go help Leah "distract" Robyn. So I go to open the door... AND SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!!! HOLDING A BAG OF DORITOS!!! Thinking fast, I came up with the most incredibly distracting question.

Me: Uh..... can I have a Dorito?

Robyn: Uh, okay, is that what you were coming in for?

Me: Uh, yeah, sure... thanks. *chews*

Robyn: I was just about to go into the common room...

Me: [blocking the door] Oh, really?

Laura: [from out of nowhere) Ooh, Doritos! Can I have one?

Robyn: Uh... [looks around in common room] What is Sarah doing on the floor?

It went downhill from there. Sarah, btw, was hiding the cake... we had a good time trying to surprise Robyn, even though it didn't work out... I'll get you next time, Robyn! Next time!

Whee...

Tonight's Smallville? Totally rocked. Previews for next week? Also rocked. Tonight's Lost? Haven't watched it yet, but I'm betting it rocked too.

Tonight I helped out with the Freshman Forum's Haunted House. It was interesting in a black-lung-germaphobe's-worst-nightmare-scaring-people-out-of-their-wits way. In case you went, I was in the hallway right before the asylum. I either grabbed you and pulled you behind the curtain, or I grabbed your ankle. Some dude told me that I scared him to death. Intriguing...