They fight crime!

[stoopbeck]

I may have spent an unhealthy amount of time last night playing around at They Fight Crime!

BEST PREMISE FOR A SHOW EVER:

"He's a war-weary white trash cat burglar with a secret. She's a plucky tempestuous queen of the dead trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"

EQUALLY AWESOME:

"He's an immortal sweet-toothed farmboy on the run. She's a ditzy cat-loving mercenary living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"

CAN THIS BE A TV SHOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE:

"He's an impetuous shark-wrestling cyborg who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a strong-willed communist pearl diver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"

And because I'm the biggest geek in Geekdonia, I drew my very favorite one:

"He's a time-tossed voodoo paramedic on the edge. She's a blind communist angel looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!"



I wish I had the stick-to-it-iveness to make this an actual comic. IT WOULD PWN.

Comments

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I got this one:

He's an old-fashioned sweet-toothed farmboy on the wrong side of the law. She's a manipulative snooty journalist from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

And it oddly reminds me of Clark Kent and Lois Lane. o.O

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Dude. YOU drew that?! I was wondering why I didn't see any pictures on the website. That's awesome! Blind communist. LMAO.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Heee, thanks! (Although it was pointed out to me that the blind communist should have been wearing red. D'oh!) I had way, way too much fun drawing this.

[skroberts]

But she has red hair! (Maybe she's a sekrit communist.)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THERE WE GO.

And maybe purple is just more flattering with her hair color than a bright communist red would be. That's totally it.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

IT SO IS CLARK AND LOIS!! YOU'VE RANDOMLY GENERATED THE PLOT OF SUPERMAN! *is in awe*

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Skills. I has dem.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

YOUR MAD DRAWING SKILLS PWN. TRUFAX.

WEREWOLF

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I tried posting it earlier, but all it was giving me was a huge blank space. Um, okay, LJ.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

You get vooodoo and your drawing does have no stubble in it? Are you okay? *touches your forehead to check if you have a The Fever*

Apparently not. That makes me sad. :p

Nice drawing, though. :D

I got this

He's a witless chivalrous rock star trapped in a world he never made. She's a green-fingered insomniac magician's assistant from out of town. They fight crime!

And of course my mind went to Hugh. Where it obviously has to go to.

Here, voodoo!paramedic in the wild.







I get that you didn't want to draw Callum (not really), but no stubble? That is wrong. :p

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sorry. I just rewatched the best scenes of Flashpoint again. I want my own Hugh. Now!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BUT--BUT--BUT.

JUST FOR THAT.

You pick out a scenario from the THEY FIGHT CRIME site, and I will draw Hugh and Callum in it.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Though the first one

He's a superhumanly strong white trash romance novelist on the wrong side of the law. She's a scantily clad punk hooker from Mars. They fight crime!

Is already perfect, I will give you three to choose from.

He's a jaded guitar-strumming dog-catcher on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a time-travelling extravagent Valkyrie from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

Is it just me and my brain or is every singe one of them made for Hugh and Callum?

He's a Nobel prize-winning soccer-playing gentleman spy with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a strong-willed tomboy single mother from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!

Okay, maybe that one not so much. I was starting to wonder.

[theemdash]

I. Fucking. LOVE! YOU!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

[skroberts]

*chokes on Coke spewing out of nose*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Don't choke! Don't choke!!

[skroberts]

I wanna see this one!

"He's a globe-trotting umbrella-wielding cyborg looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a sharp-shooting goth schoolgirl who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I really really want to draw that one, too!

[(Anonymous)]

He's a sword-wielding flyboy cowboy with a passion for fast cars. She's a beautiful streetsmart nun with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a witless playboy househusband who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's an elegant mute museum curator with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

(BTW, your drawing is made of awesome.)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, this is Samantha... no more LJ for me, but I had to comment.

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

if you wrote these, you are the funniest person i pretend to know.
if you didn't, you are still one of the funniest people i pretend to know.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

YES I TOTALLY WROTE THEM.

...Except I didn't. www.theyfightcrime.org randomly generates them. I did draw the picture though, does that count? AM I STILL ON THE LIST?!!

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

what list? i don't know of any list.
i am so utterly disappointed.

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

He's a lounge-singing devious paranormal investigator on the wrong side of the law. She's a disco-crazy African-American wrestler from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

this is going to entertain me for a goodly amount of time.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

That one needs to be a television show. There is nothing not awesome about it.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Hey Alex, can you send me the link for that page? *chuckles*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

www.theyfightcrime.org

:D