OW.

[stoopbeck]

CATASTROPHE: Today they removed the mole above my eyebrow. WHICH IS BAD BECAUSE APPARENTLY I EMOTE MOSTLY THROUGH MY EYEBROWS. It's like when you get a papercut on your thumb, and suddenly you realize you use your thumb ALL THE TIME, and every time you have to pick up a piece of paper or turn on a light or punch your little brother your hand is like "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE PAIN" which is sad times.

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[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

OH NO! QUELLE HORREUR!

Teal'c would be sad now that he has no eyebrow emote buddy.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

LUCKILY I HAVE MY EMERGENCY BACKUP EMO EYEBROW

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

BUT OH NOES! THE MASTER HAS STOLEN IT! WE MUST GET SHAWN AND GUS ON THE CASE!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BUT JUST AS SHAWN AND GUS BEGIN TO SNOOP AROUND FOR CLUES, WHO SHOULD SHOW UP BUT LORD VOLDEMORT, WHO IS SECRETLY IN LEAGUE WITH THE MASTER (THEY GO BOWLING EVERY OTHER TUESDAY)!!!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

SHAWN AND GUS SHOW NO FEAR AS THE DOCTOR CHANGES HIS CLOTHES TO FOOL LORD VOLDEMORT (WHO THEY SECRETLY CALL LORD SMELLYMORT) INTO THINKING THAT THE DOCTOR IS NO OTHER THAN BARTY CROUCH JR HIMSELF!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BUT OH NOES THE REAL BARTY CROUCH JR SHOWS UP AND IS LIKE, HEY, I'M THE REAL BARTY CROUCH JR, AND VOLDEMORT APPARATES THEM ALL TO PRINCETON PLAINSBORO TEACHING HOSPITAL SO THAT GREGORY HOUSE CAN DO A DNA TEST TO SEE WHO'S THE REAL ONE

AND SHAWN AND GUS TEAM UP WITH HOUSE'S DUCKLINGS AND TRY TO SOLVE A CASE

AND STUFF

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

ALL IS AS NORMAL AS IT CAN BE UNTIL THE TARDIS HAS A MAJOR TIME-FLUCTUATION FART AND SENDS EVERYONE TO KING ARTHUR'S TIME,

AND SHAWN AND GUS ARE ALL LIKE COOL WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE WTFBBQWITHPASTRAMI WHEN THEY TURN AND SEE A BUNNY AND ARE LIKE OH IT'S JUST A WEE BUNNY BUT THEN RUN AND SCREAM WHEN THE BUNNY STARTS ATTACKING THEM

THEN THEY RUN INTO A CAVE WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THEY HAVE TO FLEE AGAIN FROM THE BLACK MONSTER OF ARRRRRRRRR...WHICH DISAPPEARS WHEN THE ANIMATOR SUFFERS A HEART ATTACK AND DIES.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THE END...

BUT THEN, THE SPOTLIGHT TURNS ON THE EMPTY ANIMATOR'S CHAIR AS VOLDEMORT SLIDES INTO IT AND PICKS UP A QUILL...

DUN DUN DUN!!

FADE TO BLACK...

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT FOR OUR TRIO OF MISMATCHED HEROES AND WILL THEY BE JOINED BY ANOTHER?! TURN IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!