Mom and I have a bee phobia. Our camellia bush has bees.

[stoopbeck]

Mom: Let's get this front garden weeded before it gets too hot! Dad said he saw some of those white bees over near this camellia, so be careful!

Alex: Okay! --OMG BEE RUN!

Mom: OMG AIIEE! Wait, that wasn't a bee. Never mind! Maybe we can finish weeding before another comes by!

Alex: Okay! --OMG ANOTHER BEE RUN!

Mom: OH NOES!! --Wait, that also wasn't a bee, never mind. Only a little bit of weeding, and then we can go inside-- WAS THAT A BEE?!

Alex: I DON'T KNOW IT'S REALLY LOUD!

Mom: OMG--Wait, I think it was just your father starting up the weedeater.

Alex: Oh thank god! Now we can finish weeding and go inside!

[LATER]

Mom: ...So I said, "It's just Dad with the weedeater," and we laughed, and finished weeding and went inside! Hee!

Dad: I WASN'T USING THE WEEDEATER!!

Everybody: OH NOES!!!

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

[OMINOUS MUSIC AS GIGANTIC BEE SILHOUETTE RISES IN THE BACKGROUND]

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I think I saw a Sci Fi Channel movie like this once...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

There is only one Sci-Fi-Channel-movie-about-a-giant-sized-bug for me-- and that is MANSQUITO.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

WITH EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PARKER LEWIS!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A HIGH-QUALITY MOVIE!

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

AS IF THE HALF MAN, HALF BUG CHARACTER DIDN'T GIVE that AWAY! HIGH-QUALITY ALL THE WAY, BABY!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SCI FI HAS STANDARDS!