Mom and I have a bee phobia. Our camellia bush has bees.

[stoopbeck]

Mom: Let's get this front garden weeded before it gets too hot! Dad said he saw some of those white bees over near this camellia, so be careful!

Alex: Okay! --OMG BEE RUN!

Mom: OMG AIIEE! Wait, that wasn't a bee. Never mind! Maybe we can finish weeding before another comes by!

Alex: Okay! --OMG ANOTHER BEE RUN!

Mom: OH NOES!! --Wait, that also wasn't a bee, never mind. Only a little bit of weeding, and then we can go inside-- WAS THAT A BEE?!

Alex: I DON'T KNOW IT'S REALLY LOUD!

Mom: OMG--Wait, I think it was just your father starting up the weedeater.

Alex: Oh thank god! Now we can finish weeding and go inside!

[LATER]

Mom: ...So I said, "It's just Dad with the weedeater," and we laughed, and finished weeding and went inside! Hee!

Dad: I WASN'T USING THE WEEDEATER!!

Everybody: OH NOES!!!

Comments

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

So what was that thing Donna said about the bees?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

The thing about colony collapse?

She said that she thought the Doctor was behind or involved the bees disappearing, which is now my personal explanation for it.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

DUN DUN DUN!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

[OMINOUS MUSIC AS GIGANTIC BEE SILHOUETTE RISES IN THE BACKGROUND]

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I think I saw a Sci Fi Channel movie like this once...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

There is only one Sci-Fi-Channel-movie-about-a-giant-sized-bug for me-- and that is MANSQUITO.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

WITH EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PARKER LEWIS!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A HIGH-QUALITY MOVIE!

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

AS IF THE HALF MAN, HALF BUG CHARACTER DIDN'T GIVE that AWAY! HIGH-QUALITY ALL THE WAY, BABY!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SCI FI HAS STANDARDS!

[skroberts]

Random: So, I just recently noticed that my car has some gold detailing on the maroon paint. You know what that means? It's totally an Iron Man car!! Thus, I'm changing its name from Puddle Jumper...

Should it be Iron Car? The Starkster? Or what? *g*

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Iron Motorvehicle?

Or just go for Iron Car.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

IRON MOTORVEHICULAR TRANSPORTATION DEVICE

Ooooh, or Jarvis... ;)

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, I know this one! You all turned around and the bee was sitting at another table having tea and crumpets, right? :D

...Right?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

The Doctor told me, BECAUSE THE DOCTOR KNOWS EVERYTHING! (Except he didn't know that cockroaches couldn't survive a nuclear explosion. He had to watch Mythbusters to find that out.)

...That and the Bee's his homie, j0.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

You know he spends his afternoons watching Mythbusters and soaps. And he's all, "Oh, that is SO not true, I totally was able to turn an Impala into a rocket," and then he's all, "No, Francesca, don't listen to him! He loves Amy! And he's secretly your evil twin! DON'T GO IN THAT DOOR!"

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Which explains why he secretly abhors Jack, because Jack's an attention whore who butts in at the most important scenes.

"I'm sorry Miguel, but I'm pregnant...with your evil twin-brother-and-half-cousin-six-times-removed's child who probably has an incurable syndrome and will die..."

*Jack comes in and stands in front of the tele* Hey Doctor, does this cottage cheese smell fresh to you?

*Doctor* Jack?! What?! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!...*laments*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

TRUFAX.

[twistedfire.livejournal.com]

And everyone survived. Yay! *hugs* How are you?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Doing alright. :) How are you?