Mom and I have a bee phobia. Our camellia bush has bees.

[stoopbeck]

Mom: Let's get this front garden weeded before it gets too hot! Dad said he saw some of those white bees over near this camellia, so be careful!

Alex: Okay! --OMG BEE RUN!

Mom: OMG AIIEE! Wait, that wasn't a bee. Never mind! Maybe we can finish weeding before another comes by!

Alex: Okay! --OMG ANOTHER BEE RUN!

Mom: OH NOES!! --Wait, that also wasn't a bee, never mind. Only a little bit of weeding, and then we can go inside-- WAS THAT A BEE?!

Alex: I DON'T KNOW IT'S REALLY LOUD!

Mom: OMG--Wait, I think it was just your father starting up the weedeater.

Alex: Oh thank god! Now we can finish weeding and go inside!

[LATER]

Mom: ...So I said, "It's just Dad with the weedeater," and we laughed, and finished weeding and went inside! Hee!

Dad: I WASN'T USING THE WEEDEATER!!

Everybody: OH NOES!!!

Comments

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

So what was that thing Donna said about the bees?

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

DUN DUN DUN!

[skroberts]

Random: So, I just recently noticed that my car has some gold detailing on the maroon paint. You know what that means? It's totally an Iron Man car!! Thus, I'm changing its name from Puddle Jumper...

Should it be Iron Car? The Starkster? Or what? *g*

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, I know this one! You all turned around and the bee was sitting at another table having tea and crumpets, right? :D

...Right?

[twistedfire.livejournal.com]

And everyone survived. Yay! *hugs* How are you?