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[stoopbeck]

Danny: What's the name of this episode?

Alex "Dead Man Walking."

Danny: So who's she?

Alex: That's Gwen. Remember the girl who got killed by the Gelf? Same actress. Characters might be related, too.

Danny: Oh. Who's she?

Alex: Tosh. She's adorable, science-geeky, has a crush on Owen. That guy there, that's Owen, Willem Defoe's cuter younger brother. Who is dead.

Danny: That guy's suit is NICE.

Alex: Oh, that's Ianto. He's sort-of-kind-of Jack's boyfriend.

Danny: ... Jack likes guys?

Alex: Um. Where were you for S1 of Doctor Who?

Danny: ...I just thought he was really friendly.

Alex: Really really friendly.

We had to have a talk about how Jack likes boys and girls and squids and whatnot. And then I had to tell him what "shagging" meant. And explain why Owen got mad when the girl stuck her hand down his pants.

It's strenuous watching TW with my younger brother.