Love causes stupidity in lab rats!

[stoopbeck]

In other news... I saw a skull in my pear bowl tonight. That's right. A skull. I had been messing around with the syrup left over after eating pears, and suddenly... a skull. For clarification, a skull formed out of pear water. In my bowl. Leering at me. I showed it to Sarah. We wibbled. Thinking quickly, Sarah doused my bowl with the remnants of her soda. Whew, we thought. That's the end of that. We were wrong. Bubbles started to form on the bottom of the bowl. Form what? The. Freaking. Skull. We were a-scared. She scrubbed her fork over the skull in the bowl and we ran to dump our plates. It started to reform. We freaked out some more.

After we dumped the plates on the slidey thingy, we breathed a sigh of relief. At least the skull was gone. But then I coughed my lungs out on the way back from the DH. I had the worst coughing fit I've had in... well... years. So now my little superstitious soul is a-worried. Dang asthma. But... it hasn't been this bad. Why now?

Last night we saw an ad for asthmacontrol.com, which has a free test for seeing how bad your asthma control [thus the name] is. I took it. I got a score of 11. It told me this: "If you scored 19 or less, it may be an indication that your asthma is not under control." I... got an 11. That's eight points lower than the point at which you should start worrying. *is worried*

I don't know what to doooo...

Comments

Holy Crap What the Hell?!!!

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

So let me make sure I understand the situation. You saw...a skull? The skull of what? Are you 100% sure? Why didn't you tell Ms. Tatum (manager) that you don't enjoy finding various anatomical parts in your pears? I'm so seriously scared now, that I'm unsure I'll ever be able to eat there again. *vomits up dh food with a skull in it*

Re: Holy Crap What the Hell?!!!

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

*sobs because you got me upset at a time when i could really do without getting upset.*

Re: Holy Crap What the Hell?!!!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

GOD, I'M SORRY ALREADY! SHEESH!

*hugs comfortingly*

Re: Holy Crap What the Hell?!!!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Robyn, Robyn, Robyn. Look. I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry. Will you ever forgive me? *gives you puppy dog eyes*

Now I feel like teh awful. :(

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

You must understand. I am not mad. I just read things for what they are and don't read too much into things. You don't need to keep apologizing. People really have found maggots and other bugs in dh food here, so I was quite upset to think there were bones in there too. It's cool though, I got it now. Rat skull = pear water. Never shall I make the mistake again.

my puzzler hurts

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

i'm so very sensitive when i'm tired. please don't yell at me in all caps any more. :(

Re: my puzzler hurts

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OKAY! Uh... I mean, okay, I'll yell namo.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I just feel bad for upsetting you when you were already upset. And... ew. I had a bad school experience in my junior high with fingernails and hair in food... ewww... so I'll make it clearer next time I write about thingies in my food.

Re: my puzzler hurts

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

gramercy!

[skroberts]

The SKULL! :O

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

Judging by Robyn's reaction at least, I guess you had to be there. Ah, well. At least you saw it with me!

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

OMG A SKULL what the crap?!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

KEELS you DEAD!

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

*is dead*

*revives self*

Oh yeah, if it is any consolation, I got a 16 on the asthma control quiz.

*is dead again*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Aww... Come back, Samantha! Come back! Who else will I go with to see strange and random movies?

A 16? Ok. I don't feel so bad now.

Except I kinda do, seeing as how I've killed you and all...

*cries*

Aha!

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

See, I am not the only one who is crazy! *looks smug*