Awkward, party of me

I just spent like five minutes trying to untangle my headphones from where I'd accidentally zipped them inside my shirt. While I was wearing it. Like, seriously, I half expected to turn around and see Curly and Moe, it was that epic. Flailing. And falling off the bed. And nearly accidentally strangling myself with headphone wire.

It was the kind of thing that almost makes me wish Big Brother were watching, because he'd fall on his ass laughing at the dip with the wire zipped into her jacket flailing around on the floor like a fish on the line.