"Would you like anything to read?"

Danny: What would you do if I stole your sandwich?

Alex: I'd cut you up and eat you instead.

Mom: You've been having some real cannibalistic tendencies.

Alex: I'll try and dial it down a notch. Now. Do we have a cutting board for meat?

Mom and Danny: ...

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I hate when I get a pain and I can't tell if it's an ear infection or if I've been clenching my teeth too much lately or if maybe my cheekbone has decided that it's had it with all that crazy being-part-of-my-skull stuff and has decided to go off on its own and is slowly detaching itself.

Also, my brother's Avengers game is pretty freaking awesome. It's pretty much the X-Men: Legends game, with smaller, harder-to-read type and more Tony Stark. And the Fantastic Four and Spiderman and stuff. But all the controls are the same, so I don't have to learn new combos or anything. I approve. The only problem is that Danny gets tired of me squeeing constantly about how freaking adorable Iron Man is. Also, we can't figure out how to take the auto-select off, so it keeps randomly assigning new powers to our characters, and we totally could figure it out if the print weren't so small.

I need an X-box of my very own.