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(A loud thud from outside awakened our diligent and incredibly blind little dog, Pansy. Who decided to bark as if the British were coming RIGHT FREAKING NOW UNDER THE WINDOW THAT'S THEM OMG, which, not so much fun at midnight.)

Alex: "Pansy, it's the wind."

Pansy: "Grrrowf!"

Alex: "Pansy, hush."

Pansy: "Rowf!"

Alex: "Pansy."

Pansy: "Grrrrrrff."

Alex: "Pansy! Hush."

Pansy: "grrrrrrrrrrrrf"

Alex: "PANSY!!"

(It's going to be a long night.)