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So, here's the sitch.

I went out and had a crazy night with Samantha and Melyssa [crazy like doing donuts in the mall parking lot, and screaming "weeeeeee!" on the highway, and repeating everything everyone said and laughing in an outrageous manner and many other things] and at one point I drank the lion spittle fountain water in the middle of one of the big outside display thingies. It was Samantha's fault. She peer-pressured me into it, I swear. And the ice cream's fault. If it hadn't been so cloyingly coffe-and-walnut-and-sugar-omg-ish, I wouldn't have been thirsty enough to even consider drinking lion spittle fountain water.

So here's my problem.

Being a hypochondriac as I am, I am panicking here. My stomach hurts. Even though I ate an outrageously sweet ginormous ice cream cone, it's obviously some hideously nasty germ that hitched its way inside me along with the fountain water. My head aches. Fountain water causing nasty mutations in my grey matter. Stuffy nose. Fountain water. Dizzy spells. Fountain water, natch.

Never mind that I had all these symptoms before I drank it. Gah. Someone make it stop, pleasethanks?

I wonder what shows up on WebMD when I type in "drank Lion Spittle Fountain Water?"

( Meme! )