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Hi, uh, Alex? Yeah. Hey. What? Oh, this is your body. Yeah. Hi.
Well, no, I'm fine, really, I just wanted to have a little chat. We haven't exactly been... communicating recently. Yeah.
See... there's this thing, this revolutionary thing, called "sleep." I hear it's quite beneficial. You should try it some time. Really. When? Oh, any time. Oh. Oh, I see. Well, that's too bad about your schedule and stuff. I'm sure you can find time for it somehow. No, no, drinking pure caffeine isn't a good substitute. Don't drink that. Hey! What'd I just say? PUT THAT DOWN! NOW!
Plus, good Lord. What are you eating now? Goldfish? Butterfingers? Mello Yello? An ice cream cone, sans ice cream? What are you trying to do, kill me?
Well, yeah, you've got a point... I wouldn't rather you ate in the DH, but still. At least make an effort here.
What? You know exactly what I mean. Eat right, work out... I realize you're going to have huge honking wrist muscles from all that typing you do, I’m sure your friends will be impressed, but really... go walk or something. Please.
And, uh... no offense, but… really. I just got off the phone with your computer. Computers need sleep, too. Really. C’mon. It’s easy. Just take your hands off the keys. No! Put that laptop down! NOW! THIS IS YOUR BODY SPEAKING! ALEX? ALEX? SO HELP ME... Don’t MAKE me hold my breath!
Well, no, I'm fine, really, I just wanted to have a little chat. We haven't exactly been... communicating recently. Yeah.
See... there's this thing, this revolutionary thing, called "sleep." I hear it's quite beneficial. You should try it some time. Really. When? Oh, any time. Oh. Oh, I see. Well, that's too bad about your schedule and stuff. I'm sure you can find time for it somehow. No, no, drinking pure caffeine isn't a good substitute. Don't drink that. Hey! What'd I just say? PUT THAT DOWN! NOW!
Plus, good Lord. What are you eating now? Goldfish? Butterfingers? Mello Yello? An ice cream cone, sans ice cream? What are you trying to do, kill me?
Well, yeah, you've got a point... I wouldn't rather you ate in the DH, but still. At least make an effort here.
What? You know exactly what I mean. Eat right, work out... I realize you're going to have huge honking wrist muscles from all that typing you do, I’m sure your friends will be impressed, but really... go walk or something. Please.
And, uh... no offense, but… really. I just got off the phone with your computer. Computers need sleep, too. Really. C’mon. It’s easy. Just take your hands off the keys. No! Put that laptop down! NOW! THIS IS YOUR BODY SPEAKING! ALEX? ALEX? SO HELP ME... Don’t MAKE me hold my breath!
