WHICH COMMON LANDSCAPING ELEMENT IS KILLING YOUR PET?! Details at 11!

[stoopbeck]

I've been so down these last couple of weeks it's kind of ridiculous. But! Cutting myself off from the internet and you wonderful people is not the way to go about life. I know you're dying to know what's been going on with me, amirite? OKAY!



Good things:

Our family Christmas village now has a Hellboy and Dr. McNinja and his sidekick Gordito. AWESOME. I'll have to take pictures. mini!Hellboy mostly hangs out with the headless washerwoman and the penguins. (YES OUR CHRISTMAS VILLAGE IS JUST THAT AMAZING) Any suggestions on fandom people to make next?

Scary things:

While driving around Deatsville today, I saw a Christmas display that had a crucified Santa in the back. UM WHAT. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, and then I laughed so hard I cried. It was pretty amazing. OMG YOU GUYS CRUCIFIED SANTA WHAT.

Ridiculous things:

Our chocolate lab's been horribly ill for a while, but especially last week. Fortunately, Dad figured out why--apparently eating azalea leaves makes dogs high. Very high. And then causes a lot of neurological damage. We're going to have to cut down all of our azaleas now, because if she eats any more she could die. IT'S LIKE OUR DOG IS AN AFTERNOON SPECIAL.

Comments

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

Good things:

You are a dork.

Scary things:

YOUR TOWN IS HELLA DISTURBED.

Ridiculous things:

SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS THERE ONCE WAS A DOG NAMED LENA AND SHE ATE ALL THE AZALEAS AND THEY REALLY MESSED HER UP. SHE LOST HER FRIENDS, HER FAMILY, AND HER SELF RESPECT ALL BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T SHAKE THE AZALEA HABIT. SO REMEMBER LABS, DON'T DO AZALEAS OR YOU'LL DIE. KTHX

[dyoselin.livejournal.com]

So that's what you've been up to? So worth cutting off from the internet but glad you're back.

[skroberts]

This is why you need to come live with me so we both don't get depressed. *licks*

OMH HELLBOY! But... Why no Iron Man?!

Uh... Yeay for driving? Hey, did you get your license?

Oh, Lena...


We need to come up with something cool to do for Christmas/New Year's!

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

CRUCIFIED SANTA.

o.O

Random Awesome

[skroberts]