Why we've got a special handbasket reserved for us.

[stoopbeck]

[While watching a basketball game in a restaurant]

Dad: I don't understand why so many people love basketball.

Alex: Yeah, it's like the stupidest sport ever. You know, now that I've said that, someone behind us is going to say, "Dude, my dad's a basketball player."

Dad: What?

Alex: You know, that game? Someone says something like, "Pizza Hut makes the worst pizza ever," and you look at them, all hurt and shocked, and say, "My dad is the CEO of Pizza Hut."

[Whereupon we each put forth our best efforts. Dad totally won.]

Dad: My dad's the Pope.

Comments

I need your help!!! :'(

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

What would the Suliban want on an apparently uninhabited Earth like planet. I was thinking an old artifact of some sort.

Re: I need your help!!! :'(

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Oooh, they could want all kinds of stuff! Like, they could have a secret base there, or, since they're time-traveling crazies, they could be setting up something underneath what will be a major human city or something. Or an artifact, like you said, something that will help them in their plans of universal domination.

[dyoselin.livejournal.com]

Your Dad seems fun to be around. Must be one hilarious household you got there.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

It's a special household, that's for sure. ;)

[alana-eldora.livejournal.com]

Yup, Dad wins. :)

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD (Sad thing is my dad did use to work at Pizza Hut, but even he agreed that they made the worst pizza ever.)

I can understand basketball (as I'm a huge San Antonio Spurs fan and have played the sport) but I don't understand the big deal about football. Which seems to be an unspeakable evil here in the South. 9_9

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Football is just not my sport. I think it's silly how much padding they put on, and how insanely built up the players have to be. That's why everyone should play rugby!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Rugby, now rugby is an awesome sport. And you would have to be naturally (or have built up to it) tough to play it from what I believe.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

But the really nice thing (so I understand) is that you don't have to be seven feet tall to play. Soccer players can also play rugby, if they're willing to get bashed around. It's awesome!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Oh schweet! We need to bring rugby into the US. I know I'd pay to watch it.

[twistedfire.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA! I just got that the kid in the latest HP movie was playing that game. I kept thinking, "No wonder the game sucked if the people working on it created someone as stupid as you." AHAHAHAHAHAH, the joke's on me.

/never played that game before.
//was completly at a loss.
///I love slashies.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

At least I HOPE he was... I wouldn't let it get out if I had any kind of connection to that game...

We used to play it all the time in high school. Mostly on unsuspecting freshmen.

///////Slashes are fun.///////

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

*blink*

ROTFLMAO