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*SNERK*
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
So today was Robyn's surprise birthday party. We do this for all the roommates. We snuck out to buy cheesecake and cards and Mission: Impossible-ed up to the dorm room. Sarah and I had to hide out in the study room because Robyn was out in the common room... and then Leah told us to go in to the common room because Robyn had gone back into her room... so there we are, in the common room of our cluster, trying to get two cheesecakes out of wrappers and onto the table. Laura told me to go help Leah "distract" Robyn. So I go to open the door... AND SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!!! HOLDING A BAG OF DORITOS!!! Thinking fast, I came up with the most incredibly distracting question.
Me: Uh..... can I have a Dorito?
Robyn: Uh, okay, is that what you were coming in for?
Me: Uh, yeah, sure... thanks. *chews*
Robyn: I was just about to go into the common room...
Me: [blocking the door] Oh, really?
Laura: [from out of nowhere) Ooh, Doritos! Can I have one?
Robyn: Uh... [looks around in common room] What is Sarah doing on the floor?
It went downhill from there. Sarah, btw, was hiding the cake... we had a good time trying to surprise Robyn, even though it didn't work out... I'll get you next time, Robyn! Next time!
So today was Robyn's surprise birthday party. We do this for all the roommates. We snuck out to buy cheesecake and cards and Mission: Impossible-ed up to the dorm room. Sarah and I had to hide out in the study room because Robyn was out in the common room... and then Leah told us to go in to the common room because Robyn had gone back into her room... so there we are, in the common room of our cluster, trying to get two cheesecakes out of wrappers and onto the table. Laura told me to go help Leah "distract" Robyn. So I go to open the door... AND SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!!! HOLDING A BAG OF DORITOS!!! Thinking fast, I came up with the most incredibly distracting question.
Me: Uh..... can I have a Dorito?
Robyn: Uh, okay, is that what you were coming in for?
Me: Uh, yeah, sure... thanks. *chews*
Robyn: I was just about to go into the common room...
Me: [blocking the door] Oh, really?
Laura: [from out of nowhere) Ooh, Doritos! Can I have one?
Robyn: Uh... [looks around in common room] What is Sarah doing on the floor?
It went downhill from there. Sarah, btw, was hiding the cake... we had a good time trying to surprise Robyn, even though it didn't work out... I'll get you next time, Robyn! Next time!
Mustn't laugh...will explode.
And Sarah, peeking up over the edge of the table...nothing could be less suspicious. "Snerk" indeed. Quite so. Remember, I was just as surprised to see you on the other side of that door with your hand in my bag of chips before I can say, "What's going on?"
Wow, I ate three pieces of cheesecake, and I'm not dead. I've never had so much in so little time before. I think I'm getting a headache. We so have to go running tomorrow.