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FIRE! FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRE! Saladin. SALADIN. Wheeee!
Went and saw Kingdom of Heaven today. I actually liked it. It was about an hour too long [should've cut those bits of brooding by Orly just a wee smidge, guys] but it did have its good parts. Orlando Bloom! Liam Neeson! Jeremy Irons! [Ew!] ALEXANDER SIDDIG! [Yay!]
However, it also had its bad ones too-- like the flaming tar people and blood and That Chick's eyeshadow. And her haircut. Heh. And the fact that Orlando Bloom and That Chick had only one expression--- brood. Ah, well.
However! When I got home, Mom asked if the movie I'd gone and seen was "that one where Orlando Bloom finally plays a guy." Ahh, Mom. I love you. His display of facial hair was impressive, though, compared to the Wimp!Beard from Ned Kelly. Except when he had it all closely cut and strange.
AND DUDE. I just IMDB'd KoH, and guessss who was in it! David Thewliss! I thought that priest guy with the crazy peroxided hair looked like him...
And hee. In the trivia section, IMDB states: "All characters, except Godfrey, existed in real life." So... what now? How... does that work? I am so confused. :P
However, it also had its bad ones too-- like the flaming tar people and blood and That Chick's eyeshadow. And her haircut. Heh. And the fact that Orlando Bloom and That Chick had only one expression--- brood. Ah, well.
However! When I got home, Mom asked if the movie I'd gone and seen was "that one where Orlando Bloom finally plays a guy." Ahh, Mom. I love you. His display of facial hair was impressive, though, compared to the Wimp!Beard from Ned Kelly. Except when he had it all closely cut and strange.
AND DUDE. I just IMDB'd KoH, and guessss who was in it! David Thewliss! I thought that priest guy with the crazy peroxided hair looked like him...
And hee. In the trivia section, IMDB states: "All characters, except Godfrey, existed in real life." So... what now? How... does that work? I am so confused. :P
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David Thewliss?! DUUUUUDEE! How did we miss that?
On rottentomatoes.com, most of the critics agree with me. That's kind of strange...
FLAMING DEATH!
I'll have to check out the rottentomatoes reviews... :D