*leaves you a mug shaped like a pineapple, a red pillar candle, and an old worn-out ice scraper because alas, no hot accented guy was around and besides, why would I leave you my hot accented guy if you were the one who killed me in the first place?*
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...every now and then I fall apart...
*runs away*
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*shoots you*
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*leaves you a mug shaped like a pineapple, a red pillar candle, and an old worn-out ice scraper because alas, no hot accented guy was around and besides, why would I leave you my hot accented guy if you were the one who killed me in the first place?*
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*sets up shrine in your memory with the pineapple mug and ice scraper, burns candle in lament over killing you*
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