What time is it, kids? That's right! Time for homicidal rage!

So. Computers? Need to die.

( Alex's Adventures With Her Computer! )

For all concerned parties [yeah, all one of you], after that last shutdown I foolhardedly started up my computer again. Hey, twenty-third time's the charm, right? And... it worked. Nothing was wrong. Everything worked like a dream.

Alex: *cries*