They fight crime!

[stoopbeck]

I may have spent an unhealthy amount of time last night playing around at They Fight Crime!

BEST PREMISE FOR A SHOW EVER:

"He's a war-weary white trash cat burglar with a secret. She's a plucky tempestuous queen of the dead trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"

EQUALLY AWESOME:

"He's an immortal sweet-toothed farmboy on the run. She's a ditzy cat-loving mercenary living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"

CAN THIS BE A TV SHOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE:

"He's an impetuous shark-wrestling cyborg who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a strong-willed communist pearl diver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"

And because I'm the biggest geek in Geekdonia, I drew my very favorite one:

"He's a time-tossed voodoo paramedic on the edge. She's a blind communist angel looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!"



I wish I had the stick-to-it-iveness to make this an actual comic. IT WOULD PWN.

Comments

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I got this one:

He's an old-fashioned sweet-toothed farmboy on the wrong side of the law. She's a manipulative snooty journalist from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

And it oddly reminds me of Clark Kent and Lois Lane. o.O

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

YOUR MAD DRAWING SKILLS PWN. TRUFAX.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

You get vooodoo and your drawing does have no stubble in it? Are you okay? *touches your forehead to check if you have a The Fever*

Apparently not. That makes me sad. :p

Nice drawing, though. :D

I got this

He's a witless chivalrous rock star trapped in a world he never made. She's a green-fingered insomniac magician's assistant from out of town. They fight crime!

And of course my mind went to Hugh. Where it obviously has to go to.

Here, voodoo!paramedic in the wild.







I get that you didn't want to draw Callum (not really), but no stubble? That is wrong. :p

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sorry. I just rewatched the best scenes of Flashpoint again. I want my own Hugh. Now!

[theemdash]

I. Fucking. LOVE! YOU!

[skroberts]

*chokes on Coke spewing out of nose*

[skroberts]

I wanna see this one!

"He's a globe-trotting umbrella-wielding cyborg looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a sharp-shooting goth schoolgirl who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"

[(Anonymous)]

He's a sword-wielding flyboy cowboy with a passion for fast cars. She's a beautiful streetsmart nun with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a witless playboy househusband who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's an elegant mute museum curator with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

(BTW, your drawing is made of awesome.)

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

if you wrote these, you are the funniest person i pretend to know.
if you didn't, you are still one of the funniest people i pretend to know.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Hey Alex, can you send me the link for that page? *chuckles*