stoopbeck | I am ashamed.

After all my fine high-falutin' talk about how horrible people were who spread germs through injudicious sneezing or other stuff?

I was in the DH, just put my tray on the tray sliding thingie, and I was coming around the corner to the main part of the DH. I started to sneeze. I covered my face, started to sneeze, rounded the corner, and completed my sneeze into some dude's torso. Yeah. I figure it was karma. I thought Robyn was going to die.

Speaking of dying, if I suffer a fatal aneurism tonight, it will be all Sarah's fault. She got me to watch perhaps the single funniest episode of television I have ever had the privelage to watch: "Window of Oppurtunity." I thought I was going to die. And if I thought that was funny, what was even greater was watching it again in slo-mo... listening to General Hammond in slo-mo... watching Jack do the WACKO freakout in slo-mo... and capping Hammond's baby seal face early on in the ep. Ow. Ow ow ow owwie ow. I sprained so many muscles laughing it's not even funny...