Cheese straws, eight-year-old me, and the perils of shopping

[stoopbeck]

OMG, eight-year-old me, how could you ever have hated cheese straws?! They are like concentrated awesome in extruded cheese product form! And just spicy enough, and I can never eat just one, I have to eat like a thousand!

Clearly eight-year-old me was a bit of a loser. Eight-year-old me didn't like MacGyver, either. I KNOW, RIGHT? What was WRONG with eight-year-old me?!

So I may have drawn some of the adventures of the dynamic duo of Chuck Norris and MacGyver.

Please to ignore the fact that I drew it in ten minutes and that it is made of concentrated crack and that I am apparently unable to draw hands or straight lines. (Any straight lines you may see were forcibly put in with Photoshop.)

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE SO MADE FOR A SITCOM. WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THIS BEFORE?!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. Though to be fair, I never thought of the awesomeness before you mentioned it.

But they are clearly meant to be.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I may have found my calling in life-- introducing the world to the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris and MacGyver living under one roof.

Exactly! Just like Dief and Ray!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

You may have. It sounds great anyway.

Don't forget Fraser. Ray and Dief and Fraser. They are clearly meant to be together, too. And they might live next door to Chuck and Mac.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OMG!! And Mac and Fraser can discuss the most awesome way to use random objects to save the day, and Chuck Norris and Ray can compare kicking-in-the-head strategies, and Dief can beg food from everyone!!

BRILLIANT

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Perfect world!

Especially for Dief. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Dief always comes out ahead. :D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

That's because he is smart and cute and disabled.

Really, whoever you are, he'll get you on at least one of those accounts.