Cheese straws, eight-year-old me, and the perils of shopping

[stoopbeck]

OMG, eight-year-old me, how could you ever have hated cheese straws?! They are like concentrated awesome in extruded cheese product form! And just spicy enough, and I can never eat just one, I have to eat like a thousand!

Clearly eight-year-old me was a bit of a loser. Eight-year-old me didn't like MacGyver, either. I KNOW, RIGHT? What was WRONG with eight-year-old me?!

So I may have drawn some of the adventures of the dynamic duo of Chuck Norris and MacGyver.

Please to ignore the fact that I drew it in ten minutes and that it is made of concentrated crack and that I am apparently unable to draw hands or straight lines. (Any straight lines you may see were forcibly put in with Photoshop.)

Comments

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

If I was drinking something, it would be all over my screen, because this kicks ASS.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT! I'm glad you approve!

(Next time I'll have to time it better...)

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

I FREAKING LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL THE TOFU STEAKS IN THE WORLD!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THAT'S ALL I COULD ASK FOR OUT OF LIFE!

[oc-pixie.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaand! this is made of the awesome!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

YAY! And thank you! :D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Tehehe.

Awesome.

Also, at home Chuck breaks everything when practising his karate skills and Mac has to fix it. The whole apartment is probably held together by tape, gum and paper clips. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OMG THIS IS SO TRUE AND I THINK A COMIC MUST BE DRAWN AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I am looking forward to that.

I love how their hobbies go so well with each other. Breaking things and fixing things.

Clearly it was meant for them to live together.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE SO MADE FOR A SITCOM. WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THIS BEFORE?!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. Though to be fair, I never thought of the awesomeness before you mentioned it.

But they are clearly meant to be.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I may have found my calling in life-- introducing the world to the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris and MacGyver living under one roof.

Exactly! Just like Dief and Ray!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

You may have. It sounds great anyway.

Don't forget Fraser. Ray and Dief and Fraser. They are clearly meant to be together, too. And they might live next door to Chuck and Mac.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OMG!! And Mac and Fraser can discuss the most awesome way to use random objects to save the day, and Chuck Norris and Ray can compare kicking-in-the-head strategies, and Dief can beg food from everyone!!

BRILLIANT

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Perfect world!

Especially for Dief. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Dief always comes out ahead. :D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

That's because he is smart and cute and disabled.

Really, whoever you are, he'll get you on at least one of those accounts.

[fille-de-glace.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! This was too funny!!!! Awesome work!!!!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[nerdtopian.livejournal.com]

ewanspotter linked to this and it's awesome. I think I want an icon of the last panel.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Ooooh, me too...

[hopelessfangirl.livejournal.com]

*waves* I'm one of ewanspotter's friends and I just have to say, THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. ♥

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*waves* THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[theemdash]

I CANNOT TEXTUALLY RENDER HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*BLUSHES*

[http://users.livejournal.com/delicate_____/]

Omg this comic contains so much awesome I don't know what to do with myself. Love <3.

here by way of ewanspotter aka The Becky.

Chuck Norris and MacGuyver are clearly OTP.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

THE BECKY IS AWESOME.

Aren't they just?!

[amazonsun.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!! Too funny! :)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! :D

[dyoselin.livejournal.com]

Truly awesome. Although it borders on the scary how you captured McGyver's likeness so, right down to the mullet. Do you have a lifesize poster or something?

Walker Texas Ranger and McGyver together would make the best weekend show.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! Oooh, I wish I had a life-size poster! :D

OMG YES. I would pay to see that.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

...If you were a guy, I would totally ask you to marry me.

SO FULL OF EFFIN' WIN!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

YAYYYYYY! *DANCES*

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Also, would that woman forewarning everyone about the ninjas be you? lol

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

She wasn't supposed to be... Apparently I draw myself when I need a random passer-by?

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN BE LIKE THE PINEAPPLE IN EVERY PSYCH EPISODE! :Db

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

DUDE!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

HEE...