LAST NIGHT

Alex: I must write my screenplay!

The Internet: But Aaaaalex...

Alex: No! Get thee behind me, internet!

The Internet: Look! Fanfic updates!

Alex: ...Okay. One fic. And then-- Screenplay!

[an hour later]

Alex: Aaaand one more chapter, and I can get to work on my --

The Internet: Hey! Have you checked out all your favorite webcomics? I bet they've updated!

Alex: ...

The Internet: VGCats! Update!

Alex: ...Well, it'll only take a minute...


And now, here I am, at almost midnight with no substantial work done on my screenplay. I need 40-60 pages by... let's see... Thursday. No problem!

The Internet: *whispers* TelevisionWithoutPity...

Alex: I'm doomed.