Yeah, yeah. "Three updates in one night?" you say. "What kinda crazy stuff you doing?" you say. "Just give up and call it a night already!"
I would, really, but I just had to share. I just saw a copy of our town newspaper, and the major-big headline? In white bold print on a purple background: "Motorist crashes into Rite Aid." Following are some totally sweet pictures of an SUV all the way near the back of Aisle 7. Heh. Heheheheheheh. Is it sad that this totally cracks me up? To the point where I'm laughing so hard I can barely type legibly?
For those who worry, no one was hurt... but some greeting cards and lipsticks may not make it. Heh.