If work related books count, my brother is probably above average. He just doesn't like reading literature. He prefers watching tv.

My mom reads these stupid romance novels. Better than nothing, I guess.

Yeah, counting the fanfic I read now, I probably read about the same, but it is just not books.

You are very welcome to live in my world with me and all the hot boys and everyone who comes for a visit every now and then. I am sure we can find a book for all of us to be in.

I just made myself horny working on a wallpaper for zabira's birthday. I should be appalled by the cigarette, but I am not. How can Callum make cigarettes hot? Thank God I am old enough and smart enough to not pick up smoking just because it looks cool on a guy I find hot. I am such a weak person.