Which explains why he secretly abhors Jack, because Jack's an attention whore who butts in at the most important scenes.

"I'm sorry Miguel, but I'm pregnant...with your evil twin-brother-and-half-cousin-six-times-removed's child who probably has an incurable syndrome and will die..."

*Jack comes in and stands in front of the tele* Hey Doctor, does this cottage cheese smell fresh to you?

*Doctor* Jack?! What?! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!...*laments*