Oh, you're right!! I'd probably end up watching soap operas daytime dramas, and I'd get all involved with just who exactly is Justine's baby's daddy, and just what that masked woman was doing down by the pier, and OMG why would Hector do that, doesn't he know Liz totally loves Jamie, and didn't Carlo's will say the money should go to Alisha, and I would NEED to be put out of my misery.

Hmm. Something less drastic, then...