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[while watching Scare Tactics]

Danny: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HIM SCREAM?

Alex: DUDE WHY ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THIS-- OH MY GOD, THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

Danny: I wouldn't just sit there and scream, I'd like, you know, hit someone.

Alex: Dude, I'd worry about these guys stroking out or having a heart attack or something.

Danny: "Are you SCARED? Are you--- hey, are you breathing? OH NO!! THEY DIED!!"

Alex: Oh my god, so, I just thought of the perfect Scare Tactics. So say I want to set you up for it, so I sign you up to be scared, but-- but then the situation they put you in, they say, "Danny, we're going to set up your sister to be scared and you're going to help us," and then you guys do something hella scary, and then I'm all, "OMG HEART ATTACK TIEM NAO" And then you're like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I'm all "OMG FOOLED YOU" and we all laugh!

Danny: ...That's evil. No, wait! Even better! So we prank them! They think they're helping you prank me, right, and then you fake a heart attack, and then I'm like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I pull out a blood spurting knife and "stab" myself with it, and then you wake up and run to them, all "OH MY GOD YOU KILLED MY BROTHER" and they freak out and you're all, "ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED NOW?!" And they pee their pants!

Danny and Alex: EXCELLENT.

Mom: You two are freaks.
stoopbeck: (Nick Angel Hubba Wha?!)
Sara: Darth Vader's coming to Dragon*Con!

Danny: Earl Gray Jones?!!!

Alex and Sara: ...

Danny: Isn't that his name?

[LATER]

Danny: I'm gonna peg you with--what is this?

Sara: You can't peg anyone with it if you don't know what it is. And also, go away, Danny.

Danny: That's what she said!

[LAUGHTER ENSUES]
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Things that can be reasonably described as being "like buttah:"

-really supple leather
-Barbara Streisand's voice
-butter

Things that should never be described as being "like buttah:"

-My brother's tooth


Other news: Dad didn't have surgery. He may not have surgery until next week. If then. He's going to get together with a surgeon tomorrow and talk about options. He's feeling better than he was, though, so that's something.
stoopbeck: (Bashir Sisko We Are the Future)
The best thing about living in the South: the communal support system of baked goods. The good people of Montgomery found out Dad was sick, and so thus we are flooded in pies. Also chicken salad and chiffon cake.

Danny told Dad he should get sick more often. THANKS, DANNY.

Dad goes in for surgery tomorrow, so hopefully that will be the last of all this jaw stuff. Cross your fingers! I'll be crossing mine, Jonas-style.

Also, my brother is a dork. He didn't know they had big cities in Canada. Yeah, I don't know. I said I'd love to go to Canada sometime, and he was all, "Better watch out for bears, then," and I retorted that I'd be in the city, and he was like, "...City? What?"

Apparently he thought the whole of Canada had about the same population as Alaska. WHAT.

Now, if I do find my way to Vancouver or whatever, I'm going to have to take lots of pictures of the teeming masses and tall buildings and the total lack of bears wandering about the thoroughfares. Oh, Danny.

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