Jul. 16th, 2008

stoopbeck: (Wash Excitement)
Right now, at this moment (precisely 6:05 PM Central), my hair looks PERFECT. Even though I was in semi-darkness fumbling around flatfooted with a hairtie and my brush that kind of hates my curls, when I turned on the light and squinted at myself in my crooked mirror MY HAIR TOTALLY ROCKED. And the short bits in front (they're really too long to be bangs now, but I'm not sure what you'd call them), for whatever reason they decided to be completely straight, like, IRONED-FLAT-STRAIGHT, which my hair never does, and wow. WOW!

I'm going to enjoy this moment for as long as it lasts. *basks*
stoopbeck: (Bashir Sisko We Are the Future)
Dude. I just spent almost an hour straight explaining to my family in excruciating detail just how much Twilight sucks.

An hour. Oh my god.

And I still didn't cover all my Twilight issues.

Although the face Dad made when I told him what Stephenie Meyer's vampires did in sunlight was totally priceless.
stoopbeck: (SawyerWord by stoopbeck)
[while watching Scare Tactics]

Danny: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HIM SCREAM?

Alex: DUDE WHY ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THIS-- OH MY GOD, THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

Danny: I wouldn't just sit there and scream, I'd like, you know, hit someone.

Alex: Dude, I'd worry about these guys stroking out or having a heart attack or something.

Danny: "Are you SCARED? Are you--- hey, are you breathing? OH NO!! THEY DIED!!"

Alex: Oh my god, so, I just thought of the perfect Scare Tactics. So say I want to set you up for it, so I sign you up to be scared, but-- but then the situation they put you in, they say, "Danny, we're going to set up your sister to be scared and you're going to help us," and then you guys do something hella scary, and then I'm all, "OMG HEART ATTACK TIEM NAO" And then you're like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I'm all "OMG FOOLED YOU" and we all laugh!

Danny: ...That's evil. No, wait! Even better! So we prank them! They think they're helping you prank me, right, and then you fake a heart attack, and then I'm like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I pull out a blood spurting knife and "stab" myself with it, and then you wake up and run to them, all "OH MY GOD YOU KILLED MY BROTHER" and they freak out and you're all, "ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED NOW?!" And they pee their pants!

Danny and Alex: EXCELLENT.

Mom: You two are freaks.

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